Andrea Langi
Nude

Andrea Langi may not be the steadiest actress in the world, considering she tends to show up in a movie about once every three years. But your dick doesn’t care about steady or sporadic, it just wants to know if she’s been taking it all off onscreen. And to that end, the onetime Philadelphia Eagle cheerleader and For Love or Money contestant has been very consistent, and consistently satisfying. Her debut came in 2000’s horror anthology Killer Instinct, which features Andrea in one of Mr. Skin’s favorite scene types; The Horror Movie Shower Scene. The film is otherwise sort of a drag, tying various stories of titillating scares and contrived situations together in an attempt at a cohesive plot, which fails miserably due to the lackluster performances of Corbin Bernsen and Dee Wallace-Stone. The nudity does make up for it, though, especially when we get to see Andrea riding on top of some guy, with a woman watching her and trying to mimic her orgasmic screams. It will make quite an impression. Then she hops in the shower and unleashes the power of toplessness on us. Danielle Riley gets her all wet, stripping Andrea to her panties during a shower scene in Shadow: Dead Riot (2005). We don’t see any nudity, just bra and panties while the water runs down the drain. What a waste. Of nudity, mostly, but also of water. Andrea’s most mainstream work came in the Mickey Rourke wrasslin flick The Wrestler (2008). She plays a barfly who lets Randy the Ram, well, ram her from behind in the bathroom, with her left tit flopping out of her shirt in the process. Yes, before you watch Randy’s famous leap off the top turnbuckle, you’ll unbuckle your pants and give yourself a handy to an almost topless Andy pretending to get sticky with Mickey. It’s not real sex between Andrea and Mickey, but it’s still feels real to me dammit! Most recently Andrea starred in The Truth About Lies (2018). Truth is, we need a lot more nudity from Andrea. Andrea Langi, 10 out of 10 would bang-i!